Wednesday, 27 January 2021

The hard sell

[Too good to be true?...]

Posted by Jon at 08:45
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18 comments:

  1. anne marie in philly27 January 2021 at 14:00

    doris on a steamroller?
    is the victor mature doll anatomically correct?
    mickey rooney - FAILURE!
    donald trump has a pocket weenie.
    and who the hell wants to smell like fake xstain captain gavin?

    inquiring minds wanna know!

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    1. Jon27 January 2021 at 14:37

      It says "Garlic and olive oil scent. Lifelike in every detail." Mmmmmmm. Jx

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  2. Mistress Maddie27 January 2021 at 15:35

    Who the hell would want a pocket weenie? Go big or go home I say.

    I'm only surprised Anne Marie didn't order a steam roller.

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    1. Jon27 January 2021 at 15:49

      She'd always be able to park at the supermarket! Jx

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  3. dinahmow27 January 2021 at 23:05

    Ye gods! And I thought Johnny Ray whipping out his boom-diddy was strange!

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    1. Jon27 January 2021 at 23:31

      Mr Cris Shapan is indeed a strange - if remarkably creative - individual. Jx

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  4. normadesmond28 January 2021 at 01:47

    I seem to recall Captain Stubing having nice legs.

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    1. Jon28 January 2021 at 01:55

      Yes, but what did they smell like..? jx

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  5. mrpeenee28 January 2021 at 03:42

    I seem to have heard Doris was fond of a good pocket weenie.

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    1. Jon28 January 2021 at 08:47

      She certainly seems to be enjoying something big and powerful between her legs. Jx

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  6. Ms Scarlet28 January 2021 at 06:19

    Pocket weenies from Tosser!! How wonderful.
    I hope Doris doesn't run over the inflatable Victor - that'd cause a big banger.
    Sx

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    1. Jon28 January 2021 at 08:49

      "Tosser - English for quality", apparently. Jx

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice28 January 2021 at 09:08

    My sister is a Doris Day fan, and she's looking for a new car - perhaps I can persuade her to get this Doris endorsed vehicle?

    P.S. I followed your links back to the Dangerous Minds Chris Shapan interview - so that's who creates these astonishing/amusing ads - great stuff!

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    1. Jon28 January 2021 at 10:28

      Apparently the Series 56 reaches the dizzy speed of 15 mph - "fast enough to be street legal in all 48 states" - so it'd be safe from joyriding car thieves! Jx

      PS I love Mr Shapan's work, and the fact some people are convinced that these are real...

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  8. The Mistress28 January 2021 at 12:03

    If I dream about Mickey Rooney's potato fantasy tonight, I'm holding YOU repsonsible.

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    1. Jon28 January 2021 at 13:10

      Don't forget there's "Live drumming on Sunday Nights!" That'll help with the sleep... Jx

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  9. Mike10 February 2021 at 21:35

    Actually the Gavin Ad is a fake. If you google Hormel announced on Twitter they never created anything like it. THANK GOD!

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    1. Jon13 February 2021 at 22:47

      If you check the link, you'll find they are all fake - the creation of Cris Shapan. Jx

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