Now, a grammatical nit-picker would ask if the woman was, at the time of the munching, wearing said underwear. Or was the underwear hung on a line to dry, after diligent laundering of same? M'lud, we must ascertain these facts before asking the court to pass judgement.
Having kept several goats on our rural property, I learned, early in the venture, not to allow the goats free roam when linens and underthings were waving, like flags...
Dirty old goat.
ReplyDeletePervy, indeed! Jx
DeleteHow many times must we tell MJ to not keep her things lying about?
ReplyDeleteA goat would choke on her undies..! Jx
DeleteHa!
DeleteDid the goat also eat the "the" and "a" from the article?
ReplyDeletePedant. Jx
DeleteNow, a grammatical nit-picker would ask if the woman was, at the time of the munching, wearing said underwear. Or was the underwear hung on a line to dry, after diligent laundering of same? M'lud, we must ascertain these facts before asking the court to pass judgement.
ReplyDeleteHaving kept several goats on our rural property, I learned, early in the venture, not to allow the goats free roam when linens and underthings were waving, like flags...
If she was wearing them at the time, no wonder she's "opposed to goats"! Jx
DeleteCould have been worse, it could have nibbled her bush.
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Perish the thought! Jx
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