Tuesday 21 January 2020

Reassurance


Producers of the James Bond franchise have confirmed that there will never be a ginger Bond for as long as they have any say in the matter.

After clarifying that there will never be a female Bond the statement on gingers was rushed out to reassure fans left wondering by the omission.

Bond enthusiasts have traditionally strong opinions about the canonical integrity of the totally made-up spy.

To fans, 007 may be able to survive falling from a helicopter into a glass factory, but it would be unrealistic if he was from France – or had ginger hair.

A source said: “In this world of PC gone mad, Bond is one constant. He enables his most devoted fans to feel like some things will be there forever, and that they will never get old or get cancer and die.

“So, no girls and no gingers, ever. And definitely no ginger girls. Adele doing the theme song is as close as we’re ever going to get.”
The Daily Mash

Of course.

4 comments:

  1. Idiotic. (Sorry. Did I say that out loud?)

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    1. Chris Evan is a bit of an idiot, I agree. Jx

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  2. What about thingy, you know....the ginger bloke.....he was in....doo-da.....with whatshername....
    I will remember later.
    Sx

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