What on Earth is going on in that first pic? Angela Lansbury chained up on an action bed?!? Why has her head been obscured? What sordid fantasy is being reenacted here?!
Also, if it's good enough for Dame Angela, it's good enough for me. Where can I get one?
I did wonder whether you had had a Damascene conversion in the darkroom at Heroes Sauna in the Yumbo Centre. I should have guessed that there were better things to be doing on your knees! Jx
Sadly Heroes is no more, closed down for good during the Covid crisis. They go to The Factory now, which is similar to Heroes but without the sauna and you don't have to take your clothes off, but many do and they have big round leather beds, the bottoms lay on it with their legs up in the air and some are on all fours being taken roughly from behind and then they pull out and go on to the next person, it's like a big filthy lazy Susan. So I'm told.
What on Earth is going on in that first pic? Angela Lansbury chained up on an action bed?!? Why has her head been obscured? What sordid fantasy is being reenacted here?!
ReplyDeleteAlso, if it's good enough for Dame Angela, it's good enough for me. Where can I get one?
Who'd have guessed that Miss Eglantine Price would have been into BDSM? "Everyone On The Bed Who's Going!" Jx
DeleteIs to "go" the right verb in this instance?
DeleteTo quote the marvellous Lili Von Shtupp:
Delete"They're always coming and going
And going and coming
And always too soon!"
Jx
That's hilarious. I want an action bed, too! (It looks like an S&M bed in that first shot with her legs restrained at the knees.)
ReplyDeleteI've seen similar in Amsterdam... Jx
DeleteAnd here I thought I was the only one with a self-propelled action bed.
ReplyDeleteI always think of you when I hear this line. Jx
DeleteYou have no idea how many times a day I say that.
DeleteI can imagine. Jx
DeleteI want a self-propelled action bed, but I don't want Angela in it.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Each to their own. I'd cope, travelling through weird world with a Dame on a magic bed!
Delete[Any other kind of bed, of course - ditch the Dame...] Jx
The Power of Christ compels you!
ReplyDeleteActually, no, it doesn't. Jx
DeleteI forgot to use the quotation marks, I was quoting a line from The Exorcist, to which the doll bears a striking resemblance.
DeleteI did wonder whether you had had a Damascene conversion in the darkroom at Heroes Sauna in the Yumbo Centre. I should have guessed that there were better things to be doing on your knees! Jx
DeleteSadly Heroes is no more, closed down for good during the Covid crisis. They go to The Factory now, which is similar to Heroes but without the sauna and you don't have to take your clothes off, but many do and they have big round leather beds, the bottoms lay on it with their legs up in the air and some are on all fours being taken roughly from behind and then they pull out and go on to the next person, it's like a big filthy lazy Susan. So I'm told.
DeleteBeen there. Done that. Aquarius Sauna in Streatham. Another one that's long gone. Jx
DeleteYou don't even have to put a quarter in the slot to get the bed to vibrate?
ReplyDeleteGod, I'm am dating myself.
I am keen to know more about the "coin-in-the-slot-vibrating-bed" culture you remember - sounds fun! Jx
DeleteThey had one of those in an episode of The Golden Girls.
DeleteDid Blanche break it? Jx
Delete"Treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee!" Indeed.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever see one in it's original box I will get it for you.
Happy shopping! Jx
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