Saturday, 14 January 2023

Today's headlines

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  1. Was it a midget or a dwarf? It matters.

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  2. Just so you know, I wasn't involved in that rear-end Collision.

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    1. When things hit your bumpers you hardly notice, dear. Jx

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  3. I'm still laughing, sweetpea! xoxo

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  4. When I was writing/editing a small local rag someone wrote a (minor) headline "front end loader in rear-ender with car ..."

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    1. Local newspaper headlines are often the funniest of all! Jx

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  5. I wonder what the grocer said?!
    And did the rear end collision happen up a back passage?
    Sx

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    1. Dunno - but it probably couldn't have been any worse than the repartee between Sergeant Major "Shut Up" Williams and Gunner "Lofty" Sugden in It Ain't Half Hot Mum. Jx

      PS There's often a risk of a collision when trying to squeeze into a tight space...

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