Tuesday, 5 September 2023

And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow

According to The Telegraph:

The UK is set to be battered by a mini-heatwave this week with Wednesday and Thursday expected to reach 90F (32C).

A heat health alert has been issued across much of England for the rest of the week with the UK predicted to be warmer than Cyprus, Greece and Ibiza.

Bring. It. On.

We have had such a crap summer, I'm happy to accept anything the weather can fling at us to salvage the dreadful year we've had - just such a shame that I can't actually spend huge amounts of time basking in it.

Work just gets in the way.

Reading the news that someone called Steve Harwell had died, I had to Google the band of which he was frontman and vocalist, Smash Mouth. I didn't think I would know any of their stuff, and then - appropriately enough for the impending "heatwave", remembered this (their only Top 20 hit in the UK):

It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke
And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars
Hey, I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe
This is a love attack, I know it went out but it's back
It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact
And just like fashion it's a passion for the with-it and hip
If you got the goods they'll come and buy it
Just to stay in the clique

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
Allow, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shunned
You might as well be walking on the sun

Twenty-five years ago they spoke out and they broke out
Of recession and oppression and together they toked
And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire
Just singing and clapping, man, what the hell happened?
Then some were spellbound some were hell-bound, some they fell down
And some got back up and fought back against the meltdown
And their kids were hippie chicks, all hypocrites
Because fashion is smashing the true meaning of it

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
Allow, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shunned
You might as well be walking on the sun

It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked
With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked
The bond is broke up, so choke up and focus on the close up
Mr. Wizard can't perform no godlike hocus-pocus
So don't sit back, kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked
News at ten, your neighborhood is under attack
Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate

So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
Allow, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shunned
You might as well be walking on the sun

That takes me back three decades...

Keep cool, dear reader!

10 comments:

  1. This is such a great song. I never tire of it. I never did learn all the words. I need to. Harwell exuded cool when he performed in he early years but his life sure wasn't one to be envied.

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    1. Happy to help - just added the lyrics to the post 🤩.

      Mr Harwell certainly did himself no favours with his lifestyle, I agree... Jx

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  2. I saw an obit of Harwell and didn't recognize his name, although the band's was vaguely familiar, but once I heard the song, I remembered that I liked it and that it sounds a lot like quite a few very different others, specifically She's Not There.

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    1. Good spot, Peenee! There are a few recognisable "hooks" in there, but She's Not There is exactly right. Jx

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    2. Ha! I was about to write the exact same thing about She's Not There.
      Sx

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    3. Great minds think alike... Jx

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  3. British people can't cope with heat. We're built for drizzle.

    Love the Gif of Horny Babs.

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    1. I love it! I was brought up in Wales, where drizzle was the norm, so that's why the Summer of 1976 was so memorable - we never usually got to see blue skies. Jx

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  4. I am British, and I can't cope with the heat! I would like it between 20º and 23º - not pushing 30º!!
    Sx

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    1. Peculiar that you should choose to move to Devon, then - the warmest party of the country! Admittedly one of the wettest, too, but... Jx

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