"Do you see us dining on caviar and pheasant with descendents of royalty? Well with my champagne taste and your beer bottle pockets I'll be having pheasant while you're dining with the peasants Dunking donuts in a diner without me."
Hmmm... I can't imagine being stuck on a floating bathhouse. I would live in constant fear of a crabs outbreak or that someone would plug up the plumbing.
Come to think of it, I DO have a thirst for man size pleasure.
ReplyDeleteDon't we all, dear? Jx
DeleteHe has a firm grip on that man size pleasure, hasn't he?
DeleteBeen there. Done that. Jx
DeleteCan my chauffeur wear Porosknit and a narrow brimmed Stetson?
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Depends whether that "look" makes him smarter than your car. Which, if it is a Morris Minor Traveller, wouldn't be difficult, really. Jx
DeleteBugger the Rolls Royce look. Just make sure he has RR bank balance!
ReplyDelete"Do you see us dining on caviar and pheasant with descendents of royalty?
DeleteWell with my champagne taste and your beer bottle pockets
I'll be having pheasant while you're dining with the peasants
Dunking donuts in a diner without me."
Jx
I agree. It is so important to dress ones chauffeur to match ones car.
ReplyDelete...and one's jewellery. Jx
DeleteHmmm... I can't imagine being stuck on a floating bathhouse. I would live in constant fear of a crabs outbreak or that someone would plug up the plumbing.
ReplyDeleteI'd get bored shitless trapped on a cruise ship - dick-filled or otherwise. The whole concept fills me with horror. Jx
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