Sunday 8 January 2023

If it’s good enough for Shirley Bassey it’s good enough for you

Double-Diva-Day is upon us!

Today is the 86th birthday of our most-revered Patron Saint Dame Shirley Bassey, and, as I have mentioned many times before, she shares it with another - the desperately-missed David Bowie...

Here's my favourite anecdote from the latter, that ties the two together neatly:

“Well, backstage one night I was desperate to use the bathroom. I was dressed in my full, battle finery of Tokyo-spaceboy and a pair of shoes high enough that it induced nose bleeds.

“I went up to the promoter – actually I tottered over to the promoter – and I asked ‘Could you please tell me where the lavatory is?’

“And he said: ‘Yeah, look down that corridor. On the far end of that wall. You see that sink? There you go.’

“I said: ‘My good man, I’m not taking a piss in the sink.’

“He said: ‘Listen, son, if it’s good enough for Shirley Bassey it’s good enough for you.’

Such is the glamorous life of the megastar.

Let's have a wallow in a little something from both divas...

Many happy returns, Dame Shirley Veronica Bassey (born 8th January 1937)

We still love you, David Robert Jones (8th January 1947 – 10th January 2016)

21 comments:

  1. Today should be a religious holiday really.

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    1. All our Patron Saints' birthdays should be holidays in my opinion. Jx

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  2. Two greats. And imagine, they peed in the same sink.

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  3. Mr Bowie seems to have found an ever lasting cigarette!
    Chase me round and call me names...
    Sx

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    1. He didn't take a single puff through the whole song!

      I'd almost forgotten just how utterly brilliant the Kenny Everett Show really was. Everyone, no matter how great a star, made fools of themselves for his crazy sketches - Bill Wyman, Cliff Richard, Joanna Lumley, Michael Parkinson, Terry Wogan, Adam Faith, Bob Geldof, Toyah, Elton John, even ABBA - and who could forget Lionel Blair in chains being whipped by Cleo Rocas every week..? Jx

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    2. I think it was David Essex, as someone who'd got a rather hefty motorbike at a time of horrendous petrol shortages and hiked prices...how many miles did the machine do to a gallon? "Oi 'aven' had a gallon yet..."

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  4. It's funny, I can imagine Dame Shirl doing it in a sink, but not Mr Bowie.

    "I fought for people like you - and I never got one" ~ How disappointing.

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    1. Dame Shirl's from Cardiff, so it was probably par for the course to find herself pissing in a sink at various dumps where she ended up performing. I remember having to do the same at a particularly insalubrious venue "The Cross Keys Miners' Institute Heavy Metal Rock Night". {{shudders}} Jx

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    2. Darlings, you haven't lived til you've had to go outside, in pouring rain, and hitch up your skirts, drop your knickers and obey nature in a ditch...alongside the stars of the night's cabaret cos the indoor plumbing was kaput.

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    3. We boys don't have such ignominy - just stand and point; tree, lamppost, policeman, whatever. I have peed in the garden before now, as I'd read that male wee deterred foxes from the garden. It didn't work, just made the flower beds smell of urine. Jx

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  5. David Bowie, the God of Pansexualism! I was beginning to think he was a vampire, for reals. Who would have minded though, really? And Shirley Bassey singing one of my favorite songs with pzazz! We should all be jealous of that sink!

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    1. I don't think Dame Shirl does anything without pizazz. Jx

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  6. You have to feel sort of sorry for any mere mortal born on this day; how could they ever measure up?

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    1. I'd be happy to bask in their limelight... Jx

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  7. Late 1960s, the Wong boys Chequers Nightclub Sydney. On stage Ms Shirley Bassey. Ah, remembrance of youth, she was stunning especially the hands a flutter.
    Rgds, an admirer from afar.

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    1. Lucky, lucky you! I never got to see her perform... Jx

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