I honestly used to smoke to cut down on asthma attacks and I hate to break it to the world, but it worked. (Anyone who wants a detailed description of how it worked is welcome to linkie to me and I will tell them in unnecessary detail how that shit went down.) I want to know what the 'tongue stickie outie thing' is for. Is it like a condom for your tongue? Is it to prevent injuries of passion while engaging in frenzied kissing? Now here's the funky part: My mother's best friend when I was but a wee Muk-lette had one of those inflatable bras! She was a cocktail server at the downtown Hilton Hotels exclusive club, and they liked those tits on a tray, man. I remember seeing her in her costume, which closely resembled a 'Playboy Bunny' outfit, only in gold glitter, and those tits were like twin core drills, man, super pointy the way the fashion ran back in the very early 1960's. I remember thinking "How does she walk?" when I saw my next door neighbor, dressed in a twinkling gold body suit, gold stockings, a gold puff-tail and gold kitty-cat ears and those freakin' ICBM's leading the way. Thanks for the memories. I would have said 'mammaries' but that would have been way too obvious and trite.
I have (mild) asthma and I smoke, too - I'm just pleased I have a medical excuse now, thanks to Doctor Batty! Heaven only knows wtf that tongue-thingy actually is, but I'd guess it might be something incomprehensible from Japan. It usually is. Jx
PS What happens when one of those bazoomies gets a puncture?
I remember blow up bras. Featured in some movie, I believe. Good thing Dr. Batty set an age limit. Those five year olds? No common sense. Underwood meats are terrifying. A slew of crap found on the killing floor, swept up, seasoned and made into a slurry. Eeek. As a child, we could never afford them! Poverty - good for something! Uncut Man and the gahoon are scream. Who bought such things? I can't make head or tails out of the tongue thing. Please explain. And the eyelashes! Well, have you seen what they are wearing today? Eerily similar. Great collection. Love things like this.
Can I do 'Click & Collect' I have just realized that I need all of those.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure I could stomach Underwoods Corned Beef Spread, tbh. Jx
DeleteBut it makes a marvellous mulch for roses!
DeleteOh, so I can give an asthma cigarette to The Little Witch, but not to Vom Smallhausen? Yes, that won't cause any squabbling at all!
ReplyDeleteYou could always silence them with whatever that weird "tongue protector" thingy is, available from Wish... Jx
DeleteNow, that Uncut medallion is subtle. I would have thought that it meant "no barber for me".
ReplyDeleteLike the infamous Hanky Code, it's probably best not to misinterpret the signs... Jx
DeleteI honestly used to smoke to cut down on asthma attacks and I hate to break it to the world, but it worked. (Anyone who wants a detailed description of how it worked is welcome to linkie to me and I will tell them in unnecessary detail how that shit went down.) I want to know what the 'tongue stickie outie thing' is for. Is it like a condom for your tongue? Is it to prevent injuries of passion while engaging in frenzied kissing? Now here's the funky part: My mother's best friend when I was but a wee Muk-lette had one of those inflatable bras! She was a cocktail server at the downtown Hilton Hotels exclusive club, and they liked those tits on a tray, man. I remember seeing her in her costume, which closely resembled a 'Playboy Bunny' outfit, only in gold glitter, and those tits were like twin core drills, man, super pointy the way the fashion ran back in the very early 1960's. I remember thinking "How does she walk?" when I saw my next door neighbor, dressed in a twinkling gold body suit, gold stockings, a gold puff-tail and gold kitty-cat ears and those freakin' ICBM's leading the way. Thanks for the memories. I would have said 'mammaries' but that would have been way too obvious and trite.
ReplyDeleteI have (mild) asthma and I smoke, too - I'm just pleased I have a medical excuse now, thanks to Doctor Batty! Heaven only knows wtf that tongue-thingy actually is, but I'd guess it might be something incomprehensible from Japan. It usually is. Jx
DeletePS What happens when one of those bazoomies gets a puncture?
Just a guess, but the woman probably looks lopsided and silly.
DeleteYears ago, an asthmatic friend smoked filter tipped fags when her asthma was bad.
Bingo! We have the cure! :-)
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As a child I often ate Underwood's Deviled Ham on sandwiches. It was a step above actual dog food, but only a small step.
ReplyDeleteDog food was probably more nutritious. Jx
DeleteI am also worried about the tongue thingy. I have ideas, but they are probably wrong.
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It's perturbing - rather like this one. Jx
DeleteThat was disturbing enough the first time round!!
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I remember blow up bras. Featured in some movie, I believe. Good thing Dr. Batty set an age limit. Those five year olds? No common sense. Underwood meats are terrifying. A slew of crap found on the killing floor, swept up, seasoned and made into a slurry. Eeek. As a child, we could never afford them! Poverty - good for something! Uncut Man and the gahoon are scream. Who bought such things? I can't make head or tails out of the tongue thing. Please explain. And the eyelashes! Well, have you seen what they are wearing today? Eerily similar. Great collection. Love things like this.
ReplyDeleteHappy shopping, my dear! Jx
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