Thursday 29 July 2021

Quelle domage

The greatest era of British music ever known is feared to have ended forever with the cancellation of The X-Factor.

ITV’s legendary music show launched the careers of the most gifted stars Britain has ever known, including Olly Murs, Fleur East and Sam Bailey. Fans are now afraid that a future Rak-Su could go undiscovered. 

Music journalist Jules Cook said: “We’ll never know another golden age of British music like this one. The world weeps.

“The 2010 series alone brought us the matchless Matt Cardle, the unforgettable Cher Lloyd, global titans One Direction and the magisterial Wagner. That’s better than every band that came out of the 60s put together.

“Are we really ready to deprive the world of the next JLS or Joe McElderry? Doesn’t the government have a moral duty to subsidise young, exciting artists like Reggie ‘n’ Bollie?

“Without the X-Factor acts will have to hone their craft playing live, write their own songs, and sell themselves on nothing more than their music. It’s like going back to the Dark Ages.”

The Daily Mash

Of course.

I think we'll survive.

10 comments:

  1. Who could possibly forget Shanye Ward's superb performance on XVideos

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  2. I suppose I can't miss what I've never seen.

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    1. I've never seen it either, but for several years X-Factor winners always took the Xmas #1 slot in the charts, so were practically unavoidable... Jx

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  3. Oh, good!

    But what barrel scrapings will replace it, I wonder?

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    1. With the current downward spiral of what passes for entertainment on telly these days, probably Celebrity Christians vs Lions. Jx

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  4. So pleased this is done with; I'm now hoping that Britain's got talent will also be flushed.
    Sx

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    1. It would be too much to hope for, but I wish ALL these crappy "celebrity"-pretend-"reality"-sob-story-against-the-clock-no-talent-no-reason-for-existing-type-shows would just disappear. However, there will always be a moronic baying audience for shit like Love Island, The Voice, Big Brother and so on and on, for years yet, unfortunately. Shame. Jx

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  5. 'The world weeps' indeed.
    Ha ha, Not !

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    1. I imagine Rylan Clark-Neal's weeping into his supper... Jx

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